In Princess Caroline’s first sit down interview after announcing her interest in the NY Senate seat, she beats the phrase “you know” to absolute death. I can see the SNL skits now.

Transcript of why she thinks she is qualified (this is real):

“And so, you know, I think that, you know, I bring, you know, my life experience to this and you know that includes, um you know, being a mother. Um you know I understand sort of those choices that women make and it includes, you know, being a lawyer, I’ve written seven best-selling books, you know, two on the Constitution, um, you know, anthologies about American history and values, political courage, you know and I’ve really tried to encourage people to go into public service”

Watch and listen below as she makes Paris Hilton seem Senatorial:

Not only does her use of “you know” ridiculous, but the interview makes it obvious that she is bullshitting out her royal ass.

Message to Princess Caroline - no, we don’t know. We, as hardworking Americans, do not give two shits about 1) you, 2) your life, or 3) your name. YOU ARE NOT QUALIFIED. YOU ARE AN ELITIST BRAT. Not only that, but the fact that you serve as a member of the boards of directors of the Commission on Presidential Debates and kept out necessary third parties validates your participation in the political system that has ruined America.

We must not allow this princess to take power. Her sense of entitlement is beyond absurd.