Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger was on the Al Rantel show with Tim Conway Jr. standing in as host. Absolutely hilarious stuff!

The Governor, after singing the hook to Beyonce's(~7:15) "Single Ladies", says:

And then there's the part where they say put your hands in the air, and if you wanted this you should have put a ring on that. As if to suggest, you know, that if you are dating for a couple of weeks, time to get married. Horrible message to put out there for all the drunken fat women at the clubs, yeah.

And after Tim Conway Jr. says it isn't fair for the Governator to be smoking cigars wherever he wants while Californians can't smoke or drink on the beaches, Arnold says he didn't know about that and continues:

For you tomorrow, I will go in, sign a bill or something like that. You can smoke and drink, whatever you want to do. Any kind of substance of illegal nature, you can totally do it on the beach. I don't care, go for it.

He also jokes about his wife, Maria Shriver, looking more and more like a cadaver as she gets older!

His budgets suck. His tax and fee increases suck.

But he's still awesome.